The Democratic Republic of Sul Brasilistao is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Penuel |Silva with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.859 billion South Brasileiros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Braswane. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sul Brasilistaoan economy, worth 353 trillion Republic Spectral Riels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 123,572 Republic Spectral Riels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sul Brasilistao's national animal is the Onça, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Sul Brasilistao is ranked 17,747^th in the world and 27^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,269.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.